[EDITx2] Uh... I've got nooz.

Mostly bad, too. Fucking shit.

So my dad broke his arm today. His car was parked on the street last night, right? So he was walking down the driveway, slipped on a patch of ice he didn't see and... Broke his arm. He's getting surgery on Friday. And we usually have people over on New Year's Eve. And if I recall correctly... My mother said it's cancelled. I officially have no New Year's Eve plans and I'm pretty sure every other single person I know does. "Yay."

Let's see... What else? Oh yes. So I was SUPPOSED to go to some girl scout weekend thing over the 9th, 10th, 11th. Last year it was super fun and Allie, Cori, Cori's friend Molly, and I made "music videos." It was really fun, dancing around in the hallway with people giving us weird looks. So we're all signed up to go this year and Molly even told Cori to tell me to go. And then my mom's looking at dance stuff this morning and we realized... There's a mandatory practice on the 10th. Which means even if we DID go up after the practice, I'd miss everything anyways. Goddammit. It's a bad year for dance. First they change the makeup colors on us (which means we have to buy another expensive Mary Kay compact), and Julie didn't come back to teach us, Amy is only okay some of the time, the week off for Spring break is the week before Bloomington's (which means I'll have dance over Spring break), and... Ugh. Other little random stuff.

Oh, and one of the nose piece-y things on my glasses fell off when I accidentally knocked them off of my nightstand. I have yet to find it and my glasses are a bit uncomfortable.

Enough with bad nooz.

Christmas with dad's fam was fun. Ifeel like I should go in depth but... I honestly don't feel like it now. I came home 20 bucks richer. And Cooper learned how to kiteboard.

My life sucks,
Keegan <3

Blah.

[EDIT]
Oh, and a dance competition is the same weekend as the orch trip to St. Louis. Which means I have to miss the trip because if I miss one competition, I can't be in any. And apparently the hair and makeup day is the same as Ash Wednesday. Wtf, Victoria? You suck at scheduling stuff.
[EDIT]
Oh yeah. Also got my glasses fixed. WOO! No longer uncomfortuhbuhls!

And promise not to promise anymore.

The Chain by Ingrid Michaelson is an amazing song. It's on of those songs I want to surround myself with. I love it.

I also love her song You and I. But for different reasons.

Her CD is amazing.

I'm tired,
Keegan <3

Merry Christmas!

...Although I'm a day late, now. But who wants to blog on CHRISTMAS? Really, now.

So anyways, my Christmas was awsumz. Christmas Eve was fun. Went to church and my aunt and cousins came to St. Ed's with us. Pretty sure I should never sit by Allie and Cori in church again. xDDD After church, we went home for a little bit, and then went to my aunt Cindy's house for dinner. The grandparents were there, too. It was lasagna and salad and bread a cheesecake and other delicious foodz. Kristin let us play with their Wii Fit, too. Pretty sure I wish I would've asked for a Wii, now. Lol. Oh well.

As for Christmas day... Woke up around, like, 6. Excited much, yes? Couldn't fall back asleep. So then I woke my parents up at 7. Just like the past 300 Christmases. (Becuase, yes, I've been alive for 3oo years.) Woke the bros up at 7:30. Lulz. I love Christmas morning. Althoughwithout Jett, it was a little weird. Anywho, I didn't really get anything big this year. Whereas the past two years, I got a camera and an iPod, respectively. That's fine though. My birthday is now officially in 9 days, so maybe I'll get an iPod dock or a nicer camera then? As for what I DID get... Three CDs ("Be OK" by Ingrid Michaelson, "A Good Day" by Priscilla Ahn, and "We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things." by Jason Mraz), 16 Candles on DVD, this awsum shirt and a really cute cardigan, this other shirt that I already tried on and it doesn't look good on me, a robe that was a bit big, Jelly Bellies, and a makeup kit. Uh... Yeah. I don't think I'm missing anything?

Despues, vamos a la casa de nos abuelos. *Ahem* After, we went to our grandparents' house. Had breakfast there and did the gift exchange with the cousins and hung out and such. I had Jennie's name and she liked what I got her (a movie and some Lush products)! Allie had my name. She bought me stuff while a Stout! Woo! So I got a Stout t-shirt and this really cute necklace/earring set. Seriously. I love that necklace and those earrings. Yay!

Then we went home and the boys all napped for awhile, while I tried putting my CDs on my iPodizzle. I had to take a bunch of stuff off, but... Oh well. I haven't listened to all of the songs by the Arctic Monkeys in awhile, save for a few, anyways. Same goes for songs off of Sam's Town by The Killers. And some BNL songs.

Then we all headed to my aunt Jody's house. (Wait. Jodi? Jodie? Jody? HOW THE HELL DOES SHE SPELL IT? AUGH. I think I'll just spell it with a y?) At her house was... Cindy, Ron and Kristin (donde esta sus chicos?), Judy and Joe + kids, Jimmy and Michelle + girls - Katie, Grandma and Grandpa, and... Then, of course, Rick and Jody's boys (and Tony's wife and puppy). 'Twas much fun. Lots of food for dinner. Turkey and ham and mashed potatoes and biscuits and stuffing and delious corn stuff with a name I can't remember. Yumm... Plus lots of other hors 'devour-y (sp?) type things.

We just kinda hung out there. Played a game of Trivial Pursuit that lasted entirely way too long. Lol. At least we had teams. Although eventually some players were trading out with other people. Lol. After that, pretty much everyone went home, save my fam, Kristin, Mandy, Jennie, and again, Jody's own kids and d-i-l. And Charlie, the adorable puppy that we all pretty much loved. We all ended up watching, like, three episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelpia (They have it on DVD). Jody kept apologizing to me in case I was offended, because I was the youngest there. Which made me laugh. I wasn't offended at all. That show is HILARIOUS. Which makes me wonder... So am I just not easily offended? Lol. Whatever. You'll know if something offends me because usually I'll say something. But TV shows and movies? Dude. I don't usually find TV shows and movies offensive. It's not real, therefore it's funny. I'm sure if it were, I'd find it a lot less funny. But it's fake, therefore it gives Keegan major laffs.

ANYWHOOOOOO. I'm still in my pajamas.

Hope your holidays are/were great,
Keegan <3

[EDT] Oh, also?

I got a twitter. Just for lulz. I'll never use it. I mean, I will, but I won't. Not like I use this. But yeah. Twitter is lulzy.

I shall not tweet like a stoopid,
Keegan <3

http://twitter.com/ViolentKiwi3511

[EDIT]
Crap. I think I am. Tweeting like a stoopid. Or at least, beginning to. SAVE ME.

Wintarrrrrrr Breaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!

Winter Break is most delicious! Lots of shopping (although it's mostly been my mom doing it all). And... Yeah. Other stuff other stuff. Sleep is good! Yay! No news, really. Just... Yeah.

And I realize I was totally going to talking more about school that one day, and then forgot to. The peanut brittle story!

*Ahem* We made peanut brittle in chemistry and my group had goo peanut brittle. Matt's group, on the other hand... Okay. So the directions said to let it rise and foam after you put the baking soda in. They didn't realize that it did that like, RIGHT when you put in the baking soda. So they were waiting to it to rise and let it in the pan... It was.. bad. And then they had to try cleaning it out. Not good. But they eventually did! Yay! I startd feeling realy bad for Matt after awhile, though. 'Cause even though I was also teasing him, I eventually stopped, and the whole class was just giving him crap and teasing him and yeah.

Friday was pretty fun. Senior/staff basketball game. I guess a bunch of the staff made Miss Borg play. It was her last day as Batterman's student teacher. Anyways, the student announcers kept referring to her as khaki pants. Lol. Oh, Miss Borg... Even though people complained about you, you liked me (which is always a plus, having a teacher like you) and you were generally okay. So I'll miss you a little bit. Plus you're nicer than Batterman. Yep.

The only real bad thing about Friday was the whole bus driver incident, and I REALLY don't feel like getting into that. Although I already posted something about what I did to feel better and my realization that I like a certain hombre. So I suppose something good came out of the bus driver incident.

I'm listening to the playlist I made for Shannon for her birthday. Lol. I think I put some pretty good songs on it. Also, I discovered this band, Merit, through a music video Tub-O did for them. Yayyy! They have their new cd, Arson Is For Lovers, available for download on their website. FOR FREEZORZ. I'm liking it. Especially... Cut and Run, Fess Up, Blue Bedroom, and the title track. Oh, and Hold Everything. www.gomeritgo.com

That's pretty much it, yeah? Also been doing lots of baking. Yay baking! I lurve cookiez and such.

Much lurve and delicious baked goods,
Keegan <3

Hypothetical situation

Okay. So let's say I'm really pissed about something and really annoyed and am in just a general bad mood. I start listening to music in order to try to drown out my thoughts. A song I really like comes on and I REALLY don't want to ruin it with angry thoughts. So then I try to find happy thoughts and I start trying to think about a guy. And say said guy is one that I kind of like, but at the same time I'm not sure if it's fully a crush yet. So then, let's say, I decide to focus on him and the good song that I like in order to completely block out all my angry thoughts. And then I keep thinking about him even after the song is over and I discover that, while I know why I was angry before and I know why it made me angry, I can no longer grasp the actual anger. And I start to think about how the other day I saw him in class, sitting on the other side of the room and absent-mindedly started thinking about how cute he is when he smiles and it takes me a minute or two to realize I've got a smile on my own face and and am biting my lower lip without realizing it. And while I'm replaying that in my head all can pretty much think is, 1, I love his smile and when he laughs and 2, he has good hair (and to me, good hair is a must). Oh, and I'm also hoping no one realized I was staring at him. Because that would be awkward.

And so, hypothetically, if that were to all happen, would you say, "Keegan, m'dear, you've got a crush on him"?

Because I'm starting to think that I do. I'm starting to think that it's no longer just that he's fun to talk to and nice to look at, but that he's fun to talk to, nice to look at, and... I like him.

All that fun stuff,
Keegan <3

And let's say as I walked home from the bus stop trying to rid myself of angry thoughts, I imagined standing next to him and slipping my hand into his.

So in chemistry...

We made peanut brittle. They called it a holiday lab and everything was labeled with scientific names. My groups's peanut brittle turned out well! Yay! Other groups were... less fortunate... But I'll divulge mor on that later. Because I have to empty the dishwasher! "Yayy!"

Also, I got my PSAT scores. I need to go look at those some more.

My brother is le stupid (and I say this in a loving way),
Keegan <3

I popped a blood vessel in my palm.

It hurts. There's a bruise there, now. It happened at dance. Because of the jazz dance, pretty sure. We had a holiday partayyy. 'Twas pretty awesome, and I guess there's going to be a team sleepover at Shannon and Kelsey's house over winter break? Woo!!!!

Oh, and my little sis (through dance) is pretty awesome, too. We got each other little gifts and stuff. Honestly, now. She's adorable. Lurrrrrve her!

School was boring. My cold is slightly better. Chem was boring. We had a sub and watched a movie in civ. Spanish was a tad bit boring. Watched episodio 9 of La Catrina: El Ulitimo Secreta again. Took a vocab quiz. I aced it. Orch was boring. Did a run-though of our music. Concert is on Thursday.

At least newspaper was awsumz. Like usual! We had the meeting in the library because Robinson had to go to a meeting, or something. It almost seemed more fun in the library. We sat on the couches so we were all in a little circle instead of being all spread out in the room. We all watched Emma as she edited the layout, too. And Anthony wasn't there. So we complained about him a little bit. And then I was like, "Who's gonna be editor next year? You guys are all seniors!" Because when we had the discussion, it was me, Trisha, Emma, Erik, and Phil. I was the only junior there! Then they were just like, "Do you wanna be editor next year?" To which I replied, "Sure!" Or something like that.

It actually has been something I've thought about. Out of all the juniors in newspaper, I've been the one going to all the meetings. Seriously. I've missed like, one or two. And I've contributed to every issue this year. I mean, sure, I wasn't in newspaper last year and there are juniors that have been with it since last year when it started... But that doesn't mean they go to all the meetings and stuff. And if you're editor, you'd kind of HAVE to go to all the meetings. Unless, of course, you're sick or have a dentist appointment or something... Right? So I think I'd be pretty qualified for being an editor next year. I dunno if they'll have two or not, though. I mean, I guess they had two last year and they have two this year. But I dunno.

I'm not trying to sound all like, "Oh, I'm the only person qualified for the job next year!" It's just... I've thought about it a little bit and I think it'd be really fun, even if it is work. And the whole conversation about it today got me thinking about it a little bit more.

ANYWAYS. Completely different subject now (but still within what happened at newspaper).... Erik started talking about the differences betwee hos and bitches again. Apparently you can only feed bitches handfuls at a time. Otherwise they get a little crazy and turn bulimic on you. And they start getting all. "Does my butt look big?" And in the people zoo or whatever, they'd have mirrors in their habitat. So they'd go crazy if they ate too much. Or something like that. And then I asked him about what hos eat. Apparently they're pretty much the same way. Except with shorter tails. Heehee.

Honestly, now. What would I do without newspaper? I'm pretty sure the newspaper meetings are my favorite parts of the week.

Anywho, I need to practice my violin now.

Much love and all that crap,
Keegan <3

Continuation.

[Continuation of the previous post!]

Saturday was horribly long and just.. ugh. Started with ballet. I had a headache and tylonel didn't really help. Plus, dancing with a cold sucks. And for some reason, the muscles in my legs just felt all cramped up. So grande plies were sucky and made my upper legs hurt. Which was really odd. I really want to use a technical term, but it wasn't my hamstrings, or my thighs, or anything and I forget what the muscle is called. But whatever that muscle is (or, I suppose, whatever those muscles ARE), that is (those are) what was cramping up on me. Strange as hell. A simple grande plie has never hurt before. Maybe it was because I fell asleep on the couch for a few hours? So I probably slept weird or something. I DUNNO.

And then the rest of Saturday... Ugh. Okay. First I dropped off two of the fruit baskets I sold. That was fine. Yay, got rid of them, woo. But then it was this Barnes and Noble bookfair crap. Okay. It wasn't crap. It was a way for the band and orch to earn money. Anywyas, I giftwrapped with Kate from 2 to 4. That was pretty fun. My aunt Cindy stopped by. Didn't have us wrap anything, though. She said she didn't really find waht she was looking for. And then after that, that's when the day started getting long.

So I have a cold, a bit of a headache, and I'd only eaten a granola bar. One granola bar. ONE. And it was 4. But then we had to get pictures of some of the people playing, and I looked around at books for awhile, and then we had to find some CDs off of Cooper's list and such. So by the time we got home (around 6), I was tired, crabby, and hungry as hell. Although looking for CDs was fun. Mom had me go through Cooper's list and mark all the bands I'd heard of (about half). And then we tried to find a few. It was a little difficult, so we started getting the opinions of the two guys working at the counter. And I officially love one of those guys. Lol. Both of them were great, though. It's nice to have people who sell CDs actually know about music other than the top 40. Yayyy! Granted, I listen to some top 40 stuff, but ever since I started listening to The Current, my taste in music has expanded greatly. How else would I have discovered Benji Hughes and Lykke Li and the Black Kids? So the guys working in the music section of Barnes and Noble totally helped and one of the was really cute in that nerdy way, but I later found out he's a year older than Spencer. So... 24. Oh well. He also had these really aweosme glasses. Woo! Glasses are for awsum people!

Then we went home, mom yelled at me about something, my headache got worse, I had a giant bowl of Coco Puffs, because I'd been craving them sicne noon, my parents left for my dad's work's holiday party, and I took a nap for almost two hours. And then Spencer and I went back to Barnes and Noble around 9:30 and picked up all the posters and stuff my mother had put up around the store. That's when I found out the cute, nerdy, Asian guy that helped us earlier was around Spencer's age. He was there when we were picking stuff up and thought he recognized Spencer. Or something like that.

And then Spencer and I stopped at BK and whent back home and I watched SNL with the awesomely British Hugh Laurie. I've never had chicken nuggets at 10 pm before. I guess there's a first for everything?

And then today I feel like crap. I helped out in the nursery at church this morning and I hope to God I didn't accidently infect some little kid. And then I came home and slept some more. And then I woke up and started doing random crap. I should go do homework/eat something now.

K <3

[EDIT] Warning: This is really long.

EDIT
This was really long so I cut it in half and made it two posts.

Since Wednesday, I've been pretty busy. Especially on Saturday. And now I have a mothertrucking cold that makes me want to stab something. Just kidding. About the stabbing part. I DO have a really bad cold, though. And damn you, Shannon! Because of you, I've started to say mothertrucker instead of motherfucker. I've had some friends give me weird looks say say I sounded stupid, but... Oh well. It IS fun to say...

There were conferences on Thursday. That's all I remember. Pretty much. My mom made me stay after school and wait for her. Conferences started at 3 and it was easier for her to just come right after work with me there. "Yay." [Insert eyeroll and annoyed sigh] It was stupid. Although I did work on some homework. I have all A's except for a B+ in Spanish because of a stupid resumen on one of the tests. Should be able to bring that up easily. Oh, and I guess my grade in chem is technically an A-. And among the higher grades in class, apparently. Although I guess my test grades have been lower this time around? I dunno. Whatever. I have solid A's in civ and orch, though. Yay!

Friday was... What DID we do on Friday? We did... stuff... Crap. I don't even remember. Had a conversation about the difference between wide ruled and college ruled paper and why college ruled is better. That was.... Oddly amusing. And nerdy. Then after school I got fruit. Lots of fruit. Becuase I sold fruit. And so I, along with every other band/orch student that sold fruit, picked up the orders after school. Yayy fruit! I fell asleep on the couch Friday night. I woke up at 2 in the morning and was like, "Wtf?" and Spencer wasn't even home yet. Lulz. Silly brother.

That paragraph seems a little ADD for some reason.

[SEE THE ABOVE POST FOR THE REST!]

Oh, and the picture above is titled "Where Do We Go From Here?" http://violentkiwi3511.deviantart.com/art/Where-Do-We-Go-From-Here-106173719 I took the pics Tuesday after school and edited them Friday night. If you have a dA (or even if you don't), you should go look at it there. Yay for blatant self-promotion!

I'm tired despite my two hour nap in the middle of the day,
Keegan <3

Also!

http://ajss.deviantart.com/art/umarlismy-mon-amie-105952053

That picture is amazing. I lurve dA!

Until the next time I get bored,
Keegan <3

Sister Wendy...

is an odd duck. Just sayin'. Sister Wendy, by the way, is some nun that goes around and talks about art. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sister_wendy Hehehe. The first Sister Wendy video we watched was the best. I know they're not SUPPOSED to be funny.... but they honestly are. I wonder if I can find her videos on youtube> Holy crap. I have to check now. TO DA YOUTOOBZ! ...Hmm. Nope. I've found some interview she did with Bill Moyer. But no clips of her actually talking about art.

So anyways. Chem was crazy random today. Cory kept making all these stupid comments, and Batterman was making fun of him and calling him racist and stuff. And Cory's all, "I can't be racist! I'm everything! Indian, Puerto Rican..." Something like that. Oh, and let's not forget black and Irish, right? And by Indian, he's part Native American. But it was funny. Because it's Batterman and he makes fun of everyone. He wasn't being serious when he was calling Cory racist. Our class kept getting off topic today. It was kinda fun. And apparently Sumeer keeps creepin' on Angela.

In other chem nooz, I apparently got a C+ or something on the test yesterday, but then I got 7 extra points because my team won Jepardy on Monday. So that was like... An extra 5%, I think. So then I had a B. But then Miss Borg (el profesora estudiante, if that makes sense in Spanish) curved the test. So I got an A. That seems really complicated, just to figure out my score on a test. I thought I did a lot better than a C+. I have no idea what happened. It didn't SEEM too difficult. Huh...

And then civ was Sister Wendy and notes. Almost dozed off during the notes, and then they got better once we started talking about Marie Antoinette and King Loius XVI. It's not that I think the French revolution was boring... Nope. In fact, it's quite interesting. It's just the notes were really boring for awhile. So once we got to stuff I knew more about, then I was a little more awake. Plus, Sister Wendy makes me sleepy. Notes right after Sister Wendy are always a little more sleep-inducing than usual.

As for Spanish, new seating chart, new companeros, new La Catrina episode. Also worked on the subjunctive tense a bit.

Orch was fine. Had full orch. Worked on the Vivaldi. Then after the winds left, we did a run through of the Grieg. That piece is like, 20 figgin minutes long. a;idfhgfjaodijk'inivniervaguidnfvnv.

I am a fate whale and people must walk miles to get around my girth! LULZ. Oh, Emerald, how I love our random conversations and self-deprecation. And Angela is an Asian man dating Padraic, a big black guy! Yay for odd conversations and miss-hearing things! No one will understand this paragraph. Except Emerald will understand half. And Angela will understand the other half. But they don't read this! ..I think.

Your favorite fat whale,
Keegan <33

PS. I am ignoring my crisis.

So I figure...

Since I have nowhere else to write random crap about my life, I might as well continue with this. I honestly don't even care if it gets read or not. All this is is me babbling about my life and whatever random crap is happening to me.

So let me continue with random crap by saying...

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.

Okay. Nice chatting with you today. Hope you enjoyed my crisis. I know I certainly did. Hell, I'm still enjoying it. I'ma just go enjoy it somewhere ELSE now. Because that's how I am. I tell you I have a crisis, and then I give you no information whatsoever.

I have penguins and snowflakes on my shirt,
Keegan <3

EDIT Buhhhh...

I've been really tired this weekend. I took a nap yesterday, and then I ended up taking one after dinner tonight. We had a roast, by the way. 'Twas delicious.

My weekend has been boring. Saturday wasn't too bad. Ballet was fun. ^__^ We were doing chaînés turns across the floor. Holly totally congratulated saying I did like, 20 good ones in a row. Then she gave me a high five and I almost fell over. xDDD Oh dear... I was really dizzy. And slightly leaning over for the high five. Still. It was pretty funny.

Then stuffing papers. It took three hours because the money/business section wasn't there at first. Gah.

Then home and computer funness. I guess. I watched Tropic Thunder last night with my dad. It was pretty good but there weren't as many laugh out loud moments as I was expecting.

Today was boring. FF5 had a podcast on altpress.com. It was really long, but awesome. I lurve Family Force 5. Anyone who knows me well enough will know that I get totally fangirly for them. It's really kinda sad. I make fun of all the Twilight fangirls, and ere I am going crazy for FF5. At least I'm not to the point where I'm all, "MARRY ME! I WANT YOUR BABEEZZ!!" But I can recognize any of their songs within the first 15 seconds or so. ^__^;

So yeah. I should go do my homework. I have some chem worksheets and SDQ for Spanish.

Also, I'm happy with al the old Duluth photos I found. Still have more editing to do. AND!!! Someone that's pretty popular faved one of my pics on dA. *Seizure of joy*

Keegan <3

EDIT
Oh yeah. Also went to the holiday show on Friday. Allie came home for the weekend to see it. So that was fun watching it with her and Cori.

..Yep.

EDIT So I decided something...

I'm really awkward. This isn't because of any particular events, but it's just something that randomly popped into my head.

Yeah.

IN OTHER NOOZ.

I NEED SOME GOOD PHOTOS TO EDIIIIIIIIT!

Keegan <3

EDIT
So I found some pics from Duluth! I completely forgot about the pics I took while visiting Cooper for family weekend. So I'm be posting some autumn-y stuff on dA for awhile until I get nice winter pics. I think.

Maybe I'll take some cute wintry pics outside tomorrow. I was going to today after school, but... I couldn't find my hat. >__<;

So yeah.

One more thing...

MY BIRFDAY IS IN ONE MONTH!!!!! WOOT!

The difference between hos and bitches

Learning the difference was probably the highlight of my day. Just sayin'. Actually, the whole newspaper meeting was the highlight. Yayyy!

Chem was stupid. Damn pop quiz thing. Gahhhh.

We started watching North By Northwest in civ because half the class is in the holiday show.

We had a crazy uptight sub in Spanish. She started asking me about my name and said she knew f a guy named Keegan. I was like, "Yeahhh... That happens." She was all wondering if it was a family name and crap. I felt super awkward, but I didn't have a way of excaping the conversation. She also freaked out whenever someone tried to have a group of three. Honestly? Hoffman would not have cared, as long as we weren't being too loud. And Hoffman gives us two extra minutes after the bell rings. You could tell the sub didn't really believe us when we told her. She also didn't believe Lydia when she said Hoffman told us to spend our time as best as we could or whatever, whether that meant doing other homework or just doing Spanish. She really did tell us something like that. The sub just didn't believe us. "Nice try," she told Lydia.

Orch was fine. We randomly had all these district people come in at the beginning and listen to us play the beginning of the Vivaldi. It was... awkward.

And then newspaper. Oh goodness. Erik was talking abouth ow for the yearbook picture or whatever, we should all be emo. So we started discussing how emo we would be. When I mentioned guyliner, black nail polish, and girl jeans, he decided that was going a bit too far. It was lulzy, nonetheless. And then Phil and Gwen overheard and the conversation got... weirder. Lol. Phil was saying Gwen should be a pilgrim, Erik the emo, and I think he said he'd be a sorcerer? Heh. I dunno. It was weird. And then there was a conversation about being Amish? Oh jezz...

And then near the end was the conversation with Gwen, Trisha and Erik about hos and bitches. It started off about music and how rap isn't music. ("It's just angry poetry," I think we decided) Then it went to "What the difference between hos and bitches?" And then there was talk of shawties and what tall people/fat people/other people would be called. And so Erik was all, "There should be a zoo that sparates all the different types of people." Basically, the shawties and the fatties would be kept away from each other because the fatties just eat everything. And the hos and the bitches would be kept separate, too. "You can tell them apart because the bitches have longer tails than the hos." Lol. When Erik was explaining that, EVERYONE in the room heard. Even Robinson, because I saw him looking at us kinda like, "Lolwut?" Granted, there weren't a lot of us there, but still. I just started laughing so hard... And I was reminded of "I can only throw biscuits so far."

Why is it the funniest parts of my day involved talking with Erik in newspaper? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but still. As I read it sounds kinda... Kinda like I'm talking about him a lot. I think I'm just analyzing my thoughts too much. Blarrr. It's annoying when I do.

WHUTEVAR. KBAIII. I GOTTA GO SHAWUR NAO.
Keegan <333

1-2-3-4-5-6 1-2-3-4-5-6 1-2-3-4-5-6...

I have 6/8 time stuck in my head! AHH!

Actually... Not so much anymore. My iPodizzle helps. And yes. If I ever refer to my iPod, it is referred to as my iPodizzle. It's amzing. Shut up.

OKAY. MOVING ON TO WHAT I WAS GOING TO START TALKING ABOUT.

6/8 time. I was helping Emerald in orchestra... Haha. We got time to work on juries/orch music/theory and stuff. Me and Kate didn't really feel like working on our jury so I was bothering Angela, Cody, and Emerald. Emerald kept getting off a little. So I started coundting for her. Heehee. It was fun. And then I was an honorary Cody when she went to the bathroom and I clapped out her part while Emerald and Angela clapped out their parts. I stayed together with Emerald! Angela managed to get like, two measures ahead. But whatever. So Emerald knows the rhythm. It's just the actual playing... So yeah. And then Zien was helping them near the end of class and I just would kinda wander up and be all "1-2-3-4-5-6!" while jumping around and everything. And then I was doing some weird run. Haha. 'Twas fun. ^____^ And then Miss Zien was all like, "How do you have that much energy?" or something like that. I was so tempted to say that it was because I snuck Skittles into orchestra. Because I did. I had them behind me on my chair while we played, since we have to sit at the edge of our chairs. Woo! (We're not supposed to eat in class. Or chew gum.) I iz r sneaky! So yeah. I like Skittles. They made me really hyper.

And then the bus ride home was pretty fun. I was talking with Kate about chemistry. She's in AP, which is second hour and I'm just in gen chem, which is first hour. I could've been in AP, but I'm not a chem fan. Give me art, lit, and history! Math and sciences can go out the door! But yeah. We started talking about the people in our classes and stupid smart people. And I told her about the flame tests we were doing today.

Okay. So in chem today, we did flame tests with bunson burners and chemicals, yes? We would dip a wire in a chemical and then run it through the flame to see what color it would turn. And I was having entirely way to much fun with fire. We were at stations and Miss Borg, our student teacher would turn the lights off when we were supposed to run the wire through the flame. It was awesome! There was one chemical that made the flame a greenish yellow, and another that was bright green. And then there were two bright pink/magenta-y flames. And... Yeah. It was fun. Fire + pretty colors = fun! Uh... That could probably send to wrong message to kids. Haha. Oh well. Oh, and then when we were working on out lab reports, Sumeer randomly said a bad pickup line to Angela. I forget why... "Your dad must be Osama, 'cause you're the bomb." Lol. So that reminded me of my list of bad pickup lines I started. And the whole class started talking about them. And then Batterman started contributing. 'Twas especially funny since he's our teacher.

So that was my day. Minus civ, Spanish, and lunch. Because I can't think of anything especially funny that happened in those classes.

OH! I'm putting the Palace of Versailles on my Christmas list. I decided that in civ. We're learning about absolutism, and so we talked about Kind Louis the someteenth. Lyons showed us pics of the palace, and... I lurve it. I totally want to visit there, now. Haha. I'll loved pics of the garden. That place looked perfect for pictures! So I'm putting it on my Christmas list. Heehee. Or else I'll buy it when I'm older. xD

I have my articles for newspaper to finish. I need to e-mail them in tonight. Byeee!
Keegan <33333333

Yay!

This is stupid. Which is exactly why I started it! WOO!!!!!

How much you wanna bet I'll completely forget about this within a month?
Keegan <3